Sister Slim Jim carries a huge purse. She is less than 5 feet tall. It looks too big on her. One day I asked her why she carries such a huge purse!

me: Why do you carry such a big purse?
SSJ: God! I don't know! I have stuff I need to keep with me!

I then look in her purse while she is not looking. There is makeup and an iPod.

and a large sized bag of DORITOS.