White Pasta

The other day, I asked Sister Slim Jim to get an envelope out of the trash for me, since I was not at our parents house. It had an important address on it. She did not get it for me.

So when she started making plans as extensive as Barack Obama's 2009 presidential inauguration to have me pick her up dinner while I was downtown shopping with our mom, I was not about to go out of my way.

But in the end, I always come through for Sister Slim Jim.

"Where the he'll is burger kong"

-me